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  • Listening to: Arctic Monkeys
  • Watching: Youtube
  • Playing: Skullgirls
  • Eating: water
  • Drinking: water
If you love me, you guys will support this patreon for a comic that I'm a part of!…
  • Listening to: Black Keys, muthafucka
  • Watching: meh
  • Playing: TF2
  • Eating: water
  • Drinking: water

Watch, comment, fave, etc. on :iconnikkthehuman: 's stuff! Hell, SHE'S EVEN DOING COMMISSIONS.

Go do this for me, yo. 

OH! She also has a webcomic called Dead Man Money over at that ya'll can absorb through your eye-holes!

Thanks a ton, sweet thangs!

Do me this solid here folks and i'll suck yo spooky dicks
  • Watching: VANOSS GAMING
  • Drinking: HOME MADE JUICE
  • Listening to: Muthafuckin' Norah Jones
  • Watching: Game Grumps
  • Playing: Garry's Mod
  • Eating: Cafeteria food (soon)
  • Drinking: Filtered Water

- You must post these rules.

- Each person has to share 10 facts about themselves.

- Answer the 10 questions asked by the one who tagged you.

- Choose 10 people to tag (put the icons on the journal).

- Make up 10 questions for the 10 you tagged.

- No tag-backs. (Please. Don't.)


- Make a journal entry.

My Facts:


1. I voice act and can do fairly well.

2. I screenwrite, as that will be my future job. From what I hear, I have talent.

3. I took a midterm this quarter for a class I wasn't in and got an 85%. I just showed up with my roommate and took the test with him.

4. BEES!

5. Despite being a film major, I haven't seen a lot of good movies.

6. I once went on a Nazi killing spree in 1957. I was kicked out and informed that the war ended years ago. The things I do for my country.

7. My girlfriend asked me out, so that's something I haven't come to know from many people. It's usually the other way around.





  Questions: (from the bae :iconnikkthehuman: )

1. Do you believe in aliens?
Bitch I might

2. Favorite band of all time?

    I'm torn between Mystery Skulls and Minus the Bear

3.  If you were a monster what would you be and why? (i.e. Frankenstein, A mummy, invisible man)

    Invisible man because I would actually have a shot at beating :iconnikkthehuman: in a game of hide 'n seek

4. Favourite movie of all time?

    The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly

5. Genre of music you can't stand?

    *German accent* Ze pop singing of today.

6. What superpower or ability would you want and why?

    The ability to make money appear out of thin air. Because who would want something other than that?

7. You a comic person or a novel person?


8. Know any second languages or multiple languages?

    I barely remember how to speak Spanish.

9. Favourite cartoon or anime?
Batman the Animated Series

10. What historical person would you invite to dinner?

    Adolf Hitler because I really want to know what was going through his brain other than a bullet.

Questions unto you, lovely people

1. Favorite video game?

2. What is your favorite color?

3. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

4. Bees?

5. Favorite social media site?

6. Inspiration for your art?

7. Favorite art artist?

8. Favorite song?

9. How many Nazi scalps are you to bring me?

10. Dream job as a kid?












  • Listening to: The peeps on my floor playing 2K
  • Watching: Markiplier
  • Playing: Team Fortress 2
  • Eating: Cafeteria food (soon)
  • Drinking: Earl Grey Tea
Hey all! Just wanted to do something that I am long overdue for! Yes, I am here to promote some of my closest friends who asked me to!
First up: IchigoMurasaki has art she is willing to do for your precious monies! Go commission her and whatnot! 

Here is some of her stuff: 
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Next up is my darling bae! NikkTheHuman definitely has commissions up and is selling prints on Etsy! Ask her about it! But also buy. Buy because the hypnotoad requires of it. All hail the hypnotoad.....

Here is mah bae's stuff!:

Halloween by NikkTheHuman Eye Candy by NikkTheHumanHard work at the office. by NikkTheHumanThe Alien has Landed. by NikkTheHuman

Now, here is some from a new friend of mine named HandsomeTom ! His stuff is pretty awesome and reminds me a lot of Eddsworld and such. Plus, he's super rad in real life! Go pay him to draw you stuff!

Here is my fave art by him:

I can't decide what to draw by HandsomeTom The Hurr-Durrs by HandsomeTom Wil's response to Bubble Bobble by HandsomeTom

That's it for now! If you're really close to me, remember that I WILL help you out if ya ask. But in the meantime, GO BUY THEIR STUFF!!!
  • Listening to: The Suburbs by Arcade Fire
  • Watching: Vanoss Gaming
  • Playing: Fallout: New Vegas
  • Eating: Home-cooked salmon (secret recipe)
  • Drinking: Earl Grey Tea

For each of the first 10 people answering this journal, I will put the 5 deviations I like most from his/her gallery on the list.

:bademoticon: If you answer, you must do the same meme in your journal, putting me on the first place. The idea of this is not only to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone!

1.) Serenade-Of-Fire 
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2.) Thecowgoesmoo12 

fashion baby adoptable [open] by Thecowgoesmoo12 Demon baby by Thecowgoesmoo12 have a little doe adoptable [closed] by Thecowgoesmoo12 So punk rock it hurts by Thecowgoesmoo12 oops by Thecowgoesmoo12

  • Listening to: American Pie by Don McLean
  • Watching: Vanoss Gaming
  • Playing: Garry's Mod
  • Eating: MIcrowave burrito
  • Drinking: Brisk Iced Tea
  • Watching: Vanoss Gaming
  • Playing: TF2
  • Eating: Cheezits
  • Drinking: Juice
Who has Skype and GMod on steam so we can do funny stuff? My steam name is CGAtomicTaco
  • Listening to: Der Kommissar by Falco
  • Watching: The Late Night Show with Jimmy Fallon.
  • Playing: TF2
  • Eating: Hot dogs
  • Drinking: Water
  • Listening to: Fake Mustache by Husky
  • Playing: TF2
  • Eating: Shredded Wheat
  • Drinking: Gatorade/Water

- Name: Luis/Taco/Agent (from my Xbox gamertag)

- Single or Taken: Single

- Sex: Male

- Birthday: 18 January, 1996

- Sign: Virgo 

- Hair Color: Black

- Eye Color: Deep [poo] brown (gross)

- Height: 5'9"

- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: EVERYTHING?


• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •


- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Stuff that doesn't burn

- What are you listening to right now?: A lot of Frank Sinatra

- Who is the last person that called you?: My brother

- How many buddies are online right now?: I don't know, like 20 (on steam)


• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •


- Animals: Dog, Bunny, Bear on Unicycle

- Color: Blues, Oranges, anything light. Oh, and black. It makes me look slimmer.

- Drink: Vanilla Coke, Water, STUFF

- Element: Water. I love the sea.

- Food: Italian and Asian

-Game: Psychonauts, borderlands 2, Team Fortress 2, Portal franchise, Counter Strike: Global Offensive, RAGE, Fallout 3, Skullgirls... The list could go on for a while.

- Movie: Citizen Kane, The Dollars Trilogy (look it up seriously), Anything Pixar, Chicken Run, The Nightmare Before Christmas, etc.

  • Song: I like a lot but Pachuca Sunrise by Minus the Bear has to be my favorite of all time.

- Subjects In School: English, American History and Art.

- T.V. Series: Community, Rick & Morty, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Adventure Time, Silicon Valley, other smart comedies.


• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •


- Given Anyone A Bath?: My dog. This question is creepy.

- Smoked?: Yes, but :iconzakbaegans: zakbaegans got me to quit.

- Bungee Jumped?: No, it both scares me and arouses me for some reason. Just kidding about the aroused part.

- Made Yourself Throw Up?: Nope. I enjoy not throwing up.

- Skinny Dipped?: My body is gross so no.

- Ever Been In Love?: What is love? baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more

- Made Yourself Cry To Get Out Of Trouble?: I can be manipulative, so yes.

- Pictured Your Crush Naked?: I would be lying if I said no.

- Actually Seen Your Crush Naked?: If I ever was that lucky, I would might as well have won the lottery.

- Cried When Someone Died?: Yeah. My great grandma for some reason. 

- Lied: I am a bastard at poker. That's like asking a snake if it doesn't bite.

- Fallen For Your Best Friend?: Nope.

- Used Someone?: I may be a bastard, but I care for people.

- Done Something You Regret?: Ooooh yeah. Most of them involve my awkwardness or puns.


• × • C U R R E N T • × •


- Clothes: A black t-shirt that says "Drink more apple juice because OJ will kill you" and sweatpants because I am currently sick.

- Desktop Picture: Not even going to try and find that shiz.

- CD In Player: Batman Forever Soundtrack

- DVD In Player: Citizen Kane


• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •


- You Touched: My mom

- Hugged: My mom^

- You kissed: Someone when I was three

- You IMed: Random person on Pesterchum

- Talk To Online: Dr. Heavy, PhD (Steam Chat)


                 • × • A R E | Y O U • × •


- Understanding?: Yeah. 

- Open-minded?: Oh yeah.

- Arrogant?: Are you calling me not arrogant? Because that's wrong.

- Insecure?: Yep.

- Random?: I can be without my meds.

- Hungry?: My stomach is turning upside down because I'm sick.

- Smart?: Sometimes.

- Moody?: Sometimes

- Organized?: Somewhat

- Shy?: Not really. I have no shame.

- Difficult?: I'm a reasonable person.

- Bored Easily?: Pretty much

- Entertained Easily?: Yep. I imagine things quite often.

- Obsessed?: Nope.

- Lazy?: Pff. yeah.

- Angry?: You have to really make me angry.

- Happy?: It varies.

- Hyper?: When I'm in a good mood.

- Trusting?: I both trust and distrust people at the same time.

-Forgiving?: I forgive easily.


                 • × • R A N D O M • × •


- In The Morning I: Wake up feeling like P-Diddy.

-I Dream About: Everything you could possibly think of and more.

- What Do You Notice First In The Sex You're Into: How wonderful their faces looked (I'm not even joking).


                       • × • W H O • × • 


- Makes You Laugh The Most: Comedians

- Makes You Smile: The people I care about when I make them happy.

- Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Him/Her: Some person that I know. They know things about my past that I had forgotten. I want to know so much...


          • × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •


- Sit On The Internet All Night Waiting For That Someone Special To IM You?: No. I like sleep.

- Wish You Were A Member Of The Opposite Sex?: It would be rad.

- Wish You Were Younger?: Nope. I want to die already because fuck this world.

- Cry Because Someone Said Something To You?: I'm not gonna say, so just assume the answer is yes.


                  • × • N U M B E R • × •


- Of Times I Have Had My Heart Broken?: Probably 3

- Of Guys I've Kissed: 0 

- Of Girls I've Kissed: 1

- Of Cd's I Own: I'd say it's well into the hundreds.

  • Of Scars On My Body: 2.
  • Listening to: We Exist by Arcade Fire
I must have been horribly cruel to puppies to deserve the shit I get put through. I don't deserve this. Any of this. I don't deserve life, or good friends, or a mind to waste. What have I done wrong?
  • Listening to: Hash Pipe by Weezer
  • Playing: Team Fortress 2
  • Eating: Chinese Food
  • Drinking: Juice
Welp, I'm back after about 3 days. Kind of like Jesus. Although I didn't die for your sins. I just left because of my own. But enough about that. I'm back guys and I've learned through careful manipulation of events that my medicine works every other day and I'm fine the rest of the time. In fact, if I take my medicine more than one day in a row, I'll become super hyper once I stop taking it. Trust me, I turn really hyper and cooky. I'm still struggling to find the energy to write stuff though. It's starting to become harder since I have so much and I can't concentrate my creative energy.
  • Listening to: Out on the Road by Norah Jones
  • Playing: Team Fortress 2
  • Eating: Sandwich
  • Drinking: water
So. I don't know what to say right now. My medicine isn't working the way it should and I don't know what to do anymore. As for now, I'm just going to cut contact with most (if not all) of you guys. I just need time...
  • Listening to: The Eraser by Thom Yorke
  • Playing: Team Fortress 2
  • Eating: bread
  • Drinking: water
As of late I haven't been feeling...well. I don't know what it is and it's destroying my ability to hold sane thoughts together for a long time. In a sense, I'm in a depression again. I don't know how to get out of it or if I even can. All I know is that I might not be as active here as I hoped. I'm just not ok right now...
  • Listening to: Pain by Taking Back Sunday
  • Reading: 1984 by George Orwell
  • Watching: Community
  • Playing: Team Fortress 2
  • Eating: Chow Mein
  • Drinking: water
For those of you who are close to me, you know I treat you like my family. Heck, I treat you better than my real family. Regardless of that piece of useless information, I want to introduce the newest addition to our flock :icontsukiko-kiyomidzu: tsukiko-kiyomidzu from Russia! Make her feel welcome and LOVE HER! ALL OF YOU MUST SHOWER HER WITH YOUR LOVE NOW!


  • Listening to: Razorblade by The Strokes
  • Reading: 1984 by George Orwell
  • Watching: Source Film Maker vids
  • Playing: Team Fortress 2
  • Eating: Potato Curry
  • Drinking: water…
  • Listening to: Razorblade by The Strokes
  • Reading: 1984 by George Orwell
  • Watching: Source Film Maker vids
  • Playing: Team Fortress 2
  • Eating: Potato Curry
  • Drinking: water
For those of you who have read my short story "In the Grey and Black", I have some wonderful news! I had submitted it a contest for a chance at a $10,000 scholarship to this one college AND I WON! You can read it here:…
  • Listening to: Tracy's Waters by Patrick Watson
  • Reading: 1984 by George Orwell
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Borderlands 2
  • Eating: Burrito
  • Drinking: water…
  • Listening to: Tracy's Waters by Patrick Watson
  • Reading: 1984 by George Orwell
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Borderlands 2
  • Eating: Burrito
  • Drinking: water
Everyone go watch Enamence who is a good tumblr friendo of mine. Her stuff is awesome guys! GO WATCH HER RIGHT NOW!
  • Listening to: Ask Me Anything by The Strokes
  • Reading: 1984 by George Orwell
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: TF2
  • Eating: Burger
  • Drinking: water
If we kissed:

[] This wouldn't happen.
[] Oh disgusting.
[] Again, again.
[] Kiss you back.
[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
[] Slap/Push you away.
[] Be confused

If you asked me out I'd say:

[] Um no.
[] I’m taken-
[] Sure.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No. 
[] Ew.
[] Sure.
[] YES.


[] Let’s do it.
[] No. You can’t handle my d.
[] No.

Should you re-post this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.
[] Yes.
[] No.